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Created on 2005-12-08 16:06:15 (#8983312), last updated 2008-09-03
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Basic Info| Name: | fatherbliss |
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| Birthdate: | 1976-06-07 |
| Location: | Akademik Vernadsky Ukrainian Antarctic Station, Antarctica |
BioFounder of the 'Father Bliss Faith Healing Ministry'.
Able to heal by thought, save souls by touch and increase the ability to express oneself through interpretive dance. Ate an entire village of children once while in an altered state and then vomited up and entire city with small projection screens.
Created an army of undead soldiers from the cloth droppings of other priests. Dreamed a dream so strange that is smelled like cabbage in the outhouse for days.
"It has come to my attention that my powers should be used for evil on odd days and for good on even days. Wherefore art thou George Romero? Zombie zombie zombie...bugga bugga bugga!"
Art by Alan Sherwood http://eadstudios.co.uk/>
I am a Priest of Eris. Which makes me a disciple of the universal bicycle chain making everything turn turn turn. Samurai, when bent in two become integrated fractal signs that resemble tasty pretzels.
A child once asked me if I was on fire with the passion of Jesus. I mentioned that I don't think I've ever been on fire and was reasonably sure I would remember. Although when under invocation for HER DIVINE GRAVE OF INFINITE vacuum cleaners, digestible material, mater potater, rubber baby buggy bumpers and fine wine, anything is possible.
For a sore tooth a man would walk a mile. Why I'm not sure. I can make your tooth sore rather quickly. Miles however are still going to be far away.
Whirlwind of Lovers (Illustration to Dante's Inferno)
Birmingham Art Gallery
Able to heal by thought, save souls by touch and increase the ability to express oneself through interpretive dance. Ate an entire village of children once while in an altered state and then vomited up and entire city with small projection screens.
Created an army of undead soldiers from the cloth droppings of other priests. Dreamed a dream so strange that is smelled like cabbage in the outhouse for days.
"It has come to my attention that my powers should be used for evil on odd days and for good on even days. Wherefore art thou George Romero? Zombie zombie zombie...bugga bugga bugga!"
I am a Priest of Eris. Which makes me a disciple of the universal bicycle chain making everything turn turn turn. Samurai, when bent in two become integrated fractal signs that resemble tasty pretzels.
A child once asked me if I was on fire with the passion of Jesus. I mentioned that I don't think I've ever been on fire and was reasonably sure I would remember. Although when under invocation for HER DIVINE GRAVE OF INFINITE vacuum cleaners, digestible material, mater potater, rubber baby buggy bumpers and fine wine, anything is possible.
For a sore tooth a man would walk a mile. Why I'm not sure. I can make your tooth sore rather quickly. Miles however are still going to be far away.
Whirlwind of Lovers (Illustration to Dante's Inferno)
Birmingham Art Gallery
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311, alchemy, backstreet boys, balance, barry manilow, bdsm, black belt jones, blasphemy, bobbies, boobies, budapest, catechism, catholic church, chaos magick, chaote, cheese, christian death, colin bomba harris, come to me bitches, counter culture, couture, drinking, ents, eris, eucharist, fish, funker vogt, heaven shall burn, hobbies, how long is it, i am the devil, incentive, incredibly surreal cock, internal bleeding, jagermeister, johnny cash, jon taylor thomas, magick, mandrake root, milkshakes, ministry of silly walks, mr. crowley, nuns, one bourbon, passive groaning, prayer, reconciliation, sado-masochism, shamanism, sinning, spiral dynamics, super bon-bon, tea bags, thomas the train, type o negative, vampires, whiskey, wisdom, wit
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